Thank you for choosing model 1.1 from our inventory.
You are now riding in a biomechanical Human suit made of flesh and bone harvested from the resources of this planet.
How do you feel?
You are located in the driving seat of this chemically enhanced consciousness vehicle, which you will use to navigate the environment of planet Earth during your time here.
Your suit will look after itself if treated well. It will heal and regrow its cells, but it has a limited lifespan and its digital odometer may stop prematurely, unfortunately this was was preset by the factory and will be unknown to you. However, in the meantime you can adjust your suit’s parameters yourself to live a longer or shorter life as you see fit.
Your suit must be fed the best fuel you can acquire for it to perform optimally. You also have to be careful what you put into your suit in terms of lubrication, and in terms of what you inject into its lungs in veins. These parameters will effect the operation and lifespan of the suit so do not make these decisions lightly. Many performance enhancements are available on the black market, but while some will offer a short boost of performance, they will also likely reduce the ability of the suit to function into the future. Research pros and cons and do not blindly fall for sale pitches from salesmen; whether they wear an apron, a suit or even a white coat.
Look to your own family history for evidence of known suit failures and take heed of this when operating your own. While genetics is a roll of a dice, there are patterns with your relations that may repeat during your ownership of this suit.
If your suit makes it out of the teens then you stand a chance at keeping it until you are 40. If you make it to 40 you must have been looking after your vehicle quite well and there’s a chance now that you will make it to 70, and so on until a predicted maximum operational limit of 122 years.
While medical assistance may be offered during your ownership, and sometimes pushed on you to maintain your suit’s warranty. You will want to ignore the heavy claused payment plans as much as you are able. They are overly expensive and not worth the side effects of the required treatment to maintain a good record simply for the sake of it.
Try as best as you can to not end up with an addiction to the vehicle establishment as a whole, as it exists only to serve itself and cares nothing for you. Also it is best to ignore the advice of other suit owners over doing your own maintenance, as they are typically on a horrible payment plan themselves and under pressure to keep their own warranty valid.
The best advice is not to over indulge in anything, and this means not pushing your suit to it’s limits of endurance in any area of its functionality. Moderation in all aspects is recommended for a long operational life.
Interactions with other suits should be gentle and primarily beneficial to the driver, unnecessary damage to the vitals of your vehicle should be avoided. Large repairs invariably do not restore the suit to its original condition and may limit its lifespan; regardless of how they appear to others from a distance.
If you intend to copy of your suit to preserve 50% it’s genes into the future, then you will need to locate a compatible suit of the opposite polarity. Advice here involves checking the visual aesthetics of a coupling partner, its comms facilities, but more important its blood compatibility, and the service history of the potential gene donor. The coupling partner’s prior models will also be a good indicator of the success of the copies both of you will make.
Choose wisely.
If the above is heeded you will enjoy a long lasting relationship with this technical marvel from the manufacturer, and it will easily carry you through one cycle of existence.
We wish you luck and thank you for making this purchase with us.